veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

veganelfprincess:

kev-n:

The ol rrrrrrrazzle dazzle

The longer I watch, the funnier it gets

(via jeremy2e)

Went out to DC for a birthday last night and I’m pretty sure some dude roofied me because I only had 2 drinks but I don’t remember much and I puked a whole lot and felt dizzy and out of it until noon today.

austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

(via littlemebigheart)

“It begins with this obvious observation: Whales poop. In fact, they poop mightily.”

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

(via haybnae)

awesomephilia:

i’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this “getting out of bed” nonsense

(via jeremy2e)

goddessbracelet:

I was going to add a caption but I think it’s best to let the images speak for themselves.
goddessbracelet:

I was going to add a caption but I think it’s best to let the images speak for themselves.

goddessbracelet:

I was going to add a caption but I think it’s best to let the images speak for themselves.

(via jeremy2e)

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

image

(via stillmeaningless)

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

(via crutal)

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

(via clannyphantom)

comiques:

Summer Song

I actually first sketched out this comic last summer but didn’t end up drawing it until now. (& maybe I’m posting it prematurely but idc!!)

(via crutal)

nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

(via crutal)

thefrenemy:

They Asked: What do you do when you’re sad (but not depressed)? I’m in a funk.

I answer: You let yourself be sad for a minute, and then you catapult your way out of it, whether you want to or not. When I was (yo, pretty recently) in a funk, not knowing what the fuck I was doing or why I allowed…

I’ve decided to stop being nice to scumbags.

noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 
noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 
noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently. 
noobtheloser:

I went to a wedding recently.