Interviewer: Lets get details. Are you dating?
Zach: Yeah no.
Chris: I dunno.
The Art of Negative Space by Tang Yau Hoong
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ACCCCKKKK Freaking out because I have my date in half an hour and I haven’t had a successful first date in a year and half.
At least I have Taylor to reassure me:
I’m often asked by parents what advice can I give them to help get kids interested in science? And I have only one bit of advice. Get out of their way. Kids are born curious. Period. I don’t care about your economic background. I don’t care what town you’re born in, what city, what country. If you’re a child, you are curious about your environment. You’re overturning rocks. You’re plucking leaves off of trees and petals off of flowers, looking inside, and you’re doing things that create disorder in the lives of the adults around you.
And so then so what do adults do? They say, “Don’t pluck the petals off the flowers. I just spent money on that. Don’t play with the egg. It might break. Don’t….” Everything is a don’t. We spend the first year teaching them to walk and talk and the rest of their lives telling them to shut up and sit down.
So you get out of their way. And you know what you do? You put things in their midst that help them explore. Help ‘em explore. Why don’t you get a pair of binoculars, just leave it there one day? Watch ‘em pick it up. And watch ‘em look around. They’ll do all kinds of things with it.
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After yesterday I lost my motivation to do anything. Most of my assignments at work right now are for the same person and why should I even bother if she’s just going to turn around and change everything? And then I have a 1500 word essay that’s due tomorrow at 3, but I can barely even focus enough to read the assignment. Today’s going to be a complete waste.
But! I’m getting drinks with a cute Bulgarian boy after work. So at least I have a reason to stick around until 5.
OKAY. THIS SHIRO MAKEUP STUFF IS PROBABLY ONE OF THE
WEIRDESTBEST THINGS ON THE PLANET
So to fucking start they have fucking Hobbit eyeshadow
trust me tho, it gets better.
They have fucking Hunger Games and Pokemon?!
But if that wasn’t enough, they have fucking Moon Moon, Tardis, and Leonardo Dicaprio eyeshadow
AND YOU GET FREE CANDY. IM REALLY COMNFUSED
you forgot their best colour
“Nic Cage Raking Leaves on a brisk October Afternoon”
I’m anti-feminist for many of the same reasons I’m an atheist.
So you don’t believe women exist?
Its okay. I’m an atheist because I don’t believe in something I can’t see or touch. I suppose women are much like that for you.
Somebody get him some ice.
okay, but a dude has to do it, cause he’s gonna freak the fuck out if he sees some floating ice coming over to him.
what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song
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I have never been so angry about an e-mail.
If I wasn’t in class right now I’d probably just start anger-crying.
Last night I played multiple 30+ minute games of drunk Mercy with boys who are much stronger than me. I won 2 out of 3 and my knuckles are still swollen. It was so much fun.
Or did they just not want to hurt the pretty girl?
Feminism has not succeeded until gender neutral mercy is a televised sport!!!
They were trying pretty hard. I have bruises and scrapes from being shoved against walls/the ground. The only times we paused were so I could have people remove my jewelry and re-button my dress.
I’m just, like, really tough/stubborn/went through 19 hours of labor like nbd.
The last e-mail I got from the person I’m doing this for was signed off with “Graphic design is hard!”
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